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08-19-2006
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Ideho
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Joke
You all may have heard this one (it's pretty Old) but what the Heck.
A senior citizen was driving his ZR-1 Corvette down the Trans Canada, he floored it to 120 kph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. "Amazing!" he thought as he flew down the 401, pushing the pedal to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the RCMP behind him, red and blue lights flashing and siren blaring. "I can get away from him - no problem!" thought the elderly nutcase as he floored it to 130 kph, then 140, then 150 kph. Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!" and he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the Mountie to catch up with him. Pulling in behind him, the officer walked up to the driver's side of the ZR-1 Corvette, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go." The man, looking very seriously at the Mountie, said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with an RCMP officer. I thought you were bringing her back". Have a good day, Sir," said the Mountie.
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[I][FONT=Comic Sans MS]John Boyd[/FONT][/I] [I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=1]Ideho[/SIZE][/FONT][/I] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=1][I]2015 ZL1 [/I][I]Camaro #1121 BLACK/BLACK 6 SPD (540 RWHP)[/I][/SIZE][/FONT] [I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=1]1991 ZR-1 #458 [COLOR=red]RED/[/COLOR][COLOR=black]BLACK 72[/COLOR]k miles ([B][COLOR=red]SOLD[/COLOR][/B]) 1991 ZR-1 #473 [COLOR=red]RED/[/COLOR][COLOR=black]BLACK [/COLOR]37k miles ([B][COLOR=red]SOLD[/COLOR][/B])[/SIZE][/FONT][/I] |
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08-19-2006
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: S. Florida
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Re: Joke
 Very good, I like it.  
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08-22-2006
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Jacksonville, FL USA
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Re: Joke
I'll try that the next time I get pulled over..... I have the hair part anyway!
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08-22-2006
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Centerville, Utah
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Re: Joke
Oldie but goodie
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08-22-2006
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: McHenry, Il.
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Re: Joke
good one esp. the part abt. being in Canada...nice twist!!! and the ZR-1 inserts in red too!!!ZR-1
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08-23-2006
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Ideho
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Re: Joke
Quote:
Thanks John
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