Here's the big question Wife or car?

[FU]

CAUTION:
THESE POST'S CAN BE USED AT A LATER DATE TO SHOW THE WIFEE !

[tccrab]

Wifey (of 25 years) told me that I could have ONE midlife crisis.
So, taking all things into consideration, I bought the ZR1.
True to form, my "Girlfriend" has been EXTREMELY High Maintenance and has gotten me into LOTS of trouble.
Go figure.

TomC
"Crabs"

[LORDVDR]

W I F E is a 4-letter word!!!!!!!

[secondchance]

Originally Posted by salvatore1

I'm sure this question has be brought up before. How many of you get biotched at by your wife because you supposedly spend more time with your car than you do with her? - mine has even gone so far as to say I must be having an intimate affair with it.

So which should I get rid of, the car or the wife?

I have been accused of the same ever since I got married (73 Dodge Challenger R/T, 79 Trans Am, 79 Corvette, 84 Corvette, 91 ZR1, 93 BMW 850 CI and finally 94 ZR1). That was 31 years ago.

Solution? Replace the car with another one (could be another ZR-1) and then tell her you changed the car but will never trade her in!

[secondchance]

While on the subject - we all heard the expression "a car can be replaced but a person can't!" Well, if I ever wreck my car, I will replaced with another 94 ZR1. However, if I ever got divorced wife will never be replaced.

[Paul Workman]

The trick is picking a a gal for a wife that already own her own Vette. And, for her birthday last year she asked for side-pipes for her 69 Vert. I don't have the usual rivalry crap with Ami that I had with previous "ball and chain"!

P.

[flyin ryan]

Originally Posted by LGAFF

There are millions of women, but not that many ZR-1s........wife goes. ZR-1s are also cheaper.

[FU]

Can you have her just move the left arm a little bit Ryan

[tomtom72]

Tell her to get her Damn foot off of the paint!


Sal, I hear ya!.

[rhipsher]

Originally Posted by secondchance

While on the subject - we all heard the expression "a car can be replaced but a person can't!" Well, if I ever wreck my car, I will replaced with another 94 ZR1. However, if I ever got divorced wife will never be replaced.

I'm totally with you man. I'll try marriage once (11 years so far) but thats it. After that I'll be like a viking on a rampage. And try my best not to become a daddy again.