Wrong answer (just a tad long)

[carter200]

WIFE:

What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

HUSBAND:




Definitely not!

WIFE:




Why not - don't you like being married?

HUSBAND:





Of course I do.


WIFE:





Then why wouldn't you remarry?


HUSBAND:





Okay, I'd get married again.


WIFE:





You would? (With a hurtful look on her face).


HUSBAND:





(Makes audible groan).


WIFE:





Would you live in our house?


HUSBAND:





Sure, it's a great house.


WIFE:





Would you sleep with her in our bed?


HUSBAND:





Where else would we sleep?


WIFE:





Would you let her drive my car?


HUSBAND:





Probably, it is almost new.


WIFE:





Would you replace my pictures with hers?


HUSBAND:





That would seem like the proper thing to do.


WIFE:





Would she use my golf clubs?


HUSBAND:





No, she's left-handed.


WIFE:


- silence - -


HUSBAND:


F*ck....

[WB9MCW]

good one ---lol

[phrogs]

thats great!