My Buddy Luigi and his bride Virginia

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After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride, Virginia, Luigi stopped by his old barbershop in Jersey to say hello to his friends.

**Giovanni said, 'Hey Luigi, how wasa da treep?**

**Luigi said, 'Everyting wasa perfecto except for da train ride down.'**

**'Whata you mean, Luigi?' asked Giovanni.**

**'Well, we boarda da train at Grana Central Station. My beautiful Virginia , she pack a biga basket a food.**

**She brough ta da vino, some nice cigars for me, and we were lookina forward to da trip, and open upa da luncha basket.***

**The conductore come aby, waga his finger at us anda say, 'no eat indisa car.**

***Musta use a dining car.'***

***So, me and my beautiful Virginia, we go to da dinin g car, eat a biga lunch and starta ta open da bottle of a nice a vino!***

**Conductore walka by again, waga his finger and say, 'No drinka in disa car! Musta use a cluba car.' So, we go to cluba car.**

***While a drinkina da vino, I starta to lighta my biga cigar. The conductore, he waga is finger again and say,***

***'N o a smokina disa car. Musta go to a smokina car.'***

**'We go to a smokina car and I smoke a my biga cigar.**

***Then my beautiful Virginia and I, we go to a sleeper car anda go to bed. We just about to go boombada boombada and the conductore,****** he walka through da hallway shouting at a top
of his a voice...***
***'Nofolka Virginia ! Nofolka Virginia !'***

**'Nexta time, I'ma just gonna taka da bus!****