There's a special place in hell

[mhobtr]

Originally Posted by XfireZ51

I like to try parking next to an “island” in the lot. Typically, these have trees in them. That way I can always have the drivers side free if I back in.

I use to do that as well but then it was an irresistible target for all the neighborhood birds.


I once parked under a tree, forgetting that it was Starling migration season. Must have been over 100 direct "hits". Couldn't see out of the windshield until the washer had run five minutes.

[XfireZ51]

Originally Posted by mhobtr

I use to do that as well but then it was an irresistible target for all the neighborhood birds.


I once parked under a tree, forgetting that it was Starling migration season. Must have been over 100 direct "hits". Couldn't see out of the windshield until the washer had run five minutes.

🤣🤣🤣

[FRANKO]

Next time park in the corner and take 2 spots. I do this every time. F*%K everyone else.