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Old 12-21-2006   #11
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I still say that is the sweetest face I have ever seen
yeah....you're right...she does have a face....i was just lookin
and ...i keep forgetting...why..yes, ...she is cute
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Old 04-14-2007   #12
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Her feet are a little big, but probably an engineering necessity. Real or not, it makes for great drooling.
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Old 04-14-2007   #13
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Her feet are a little big, but probably an engineering necessity.


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Old 04-14-2007   #14
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Golf Lessons

A husband and a wife want to take golf lessons from a pro at a local golf club. The man and woman meet the pro and head to the driving range. The man goes up first. He swings and hits the ball 100 yards. The golf pro says, ''Not bad.'' Golf pro: ''Now hold your club as firmly as you hold your wife's breast.'' The man follows instructions and hits the ball 300 yards. The golf pro says, ''Excellent!''
Now the woman takes her turn. She hits the ball 30 yards. Golf pro: ''Not bad, but try holding the club like you hold your husband's dick.'' She swings and the ball goes 10 yards. Golf pro: ''Not bad, now try taking the club out of your mouth.''
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Old 04-15-2007   #15
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Golf Lessons

A husband and a wife want to take golf lessons from a pro at a local golf club. The man and woman meet the pro and head to the driving range. The man goes up first. He swings and hits the ball 100 yards. The golf pro says, ''Not bad.'' Golf pro: ''Now hold your club as firmly as you hold your wife's breast.'' The man follows instructions and hits the ball 300 yards. The golf pro says, ''Excellent!''
Now the woman takes her turn. She hits the ball 30 yards. Golf pro: ''Not bad, but try holding the club like you hold your husband's dick.'' She swings and the ball goes 10 yards. Golf pro: ''Not bad, now try taking the club out of your mouth.''

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AH man thanx I sure needed a good laugh. and I am going to get some milage out of that one. phew mmmy gutts hurt from laughing so hard
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