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Hammer · 04-11-2007

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.

Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.

"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."

04-11-2007

Good one.

ZR-1 Franz · 04-12-2007

Hello from Switzerland,

Good one. Just as good as in the real life!

FU · 04-12-2007

Good one John !

blackjack · 04-12-2007

bj

A26B · 04-14-2007

Unbelievably accurate. She even gets down to the "be sure to wave at them to say thank you..."

04-11-2007	#1
Hammer Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Ideho Posts: 2,653	Classic-Hope you all enjoy it. A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!" The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving." __________________ [I][FONT=Comic Sans MS]John Boyd[/FONT][/I] [I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=1]Ideho[/SIZE][/FONT][/I] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=1][I]2015 ZL1 [/I][I]Camaro #1121 BLACK/BLACK 6 SPD (540 RWHP)[/I][/SIZE][/FONT] [I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=1]1991 ZR-1 #458 [COLOR=red]RED/[/COLOR][COLOR=black]BLACK 72[/COLOR]k miles ([B][COLOR=red]SOLD[/COLOR][/B]) 1991 ZR-1 #473 [COLOR=red]RED/[/COLOR][COLOR=black]BLACK [/COLOR]37k miles ([B][COLOR=red]SOLD[/COLOR][/B])[/SIZE][/FONT][/I]

04-11-2007	#2
Jeffvette Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Classic-Hope you all enjoy it. Good one.

04-12-2007	#3
ZR-1 Franz Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Solothurn, Switzerland Posts: 144	Re: Classic-Hope you all enjoy it. Hello from Switzerland, Good one. Just as good as in the real life! __________________ ZR-1 Franz, '90 ZR-1 # 982 Red/Saddle (Manual Control Air Conditioning) Last edited by ZR-1 Franz; 04-12-2007 at 06:54 AM.

04-12-2007	#4
FU Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Found Member Posts: 4,346	Re: Classic-Hope you all enjoy it. Good one John ! __________________ Frank Urbo. NCM Lifetime member # 982 Registry Founding # 237

04-12-2007	#5
blackjack Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: north of montreal Posts: 512	Re: Classic-Hope you all enjoy it. bj

04-14-2007	#6
A26B Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Arcadia,OK Posts: 3,384	Re: Classic-Hope you all enjoy it. Unbelievably accurate. She even gets down to the "be sure to wave at them to say thank you..." __________________ Jerry Downey JERRYS LT5 GASKETS & PARTS http://www.jerrysgaskets.com 1994 *ZR-1*, Black/Black, Lingenfelter Aerobody, 416cu in, 3.91 gears, coil-over susp, Brembo brakes, etc. 2016 Black-Red, 3LT-Z51 Auto 8-speed.