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02-18-2013
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Join Date: Dec 2012
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Re: Funny thing about Colonoscopies
I had that gig done last year for the first time.
Not a picnic. And that 'speed juice / pipe cleaner' stuff ... well, I can think of other gas tanks to pour it into, besides my own ...
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Join Date: Dec 2012
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Re: Funny thing about Colonoscopies
... and the post - procedure room was the next thing I knew too ...
... then I heard flatulence. LOUDLY. Few minutes later, someone else played the same song, and I said, OH - the sound of MUSIC. Then I heard a nurse respond, "That's what I'm waiting for from YOU". I told her that I had just deflated, but I could pucker and grunt if necessary for an encore. and let me tell ya' a little more about that pipe cleaner .060 overbore - I don't think a cylinder hone or a bottle brush could get your pipes any cleaner nOPe UGH...
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Lake Bluff, IL
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Re: Funny thing about Colonoscopies
A funny Dave Barry piece. I am due for my 5 year one in a couple of weeks. I do strongly second the thought that anyone over 50 should get one. But if they cut out the anesthesia I will take a few swigs of Moviprep when I am in there and see how they like that!--Bob
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