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06-14-2006
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Folsom CA
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Joke of the day...
A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink
for half an hour when this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig. The poor little guy starts crying. "Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time." says the truck driver. "I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying." "This is the worst day of my life." says the little guy between sobs. "I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my 'Vette had been stolen and I have no insurance. I grabbed a cab home but, after the cab left, I discovered my wallet was still in the cab. At home I found my wife in bed with the neighbor. So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life. And then you show up and drink the poison."  TomC '90ZR1 #792
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: S. Florida
Posts: 2,667
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Re: Joke of the day...
 
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06-17-2006
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: McHenry, Il.
Posts: 6,607
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Re: Joke of the day...
GOOD ONE...LOLOL
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