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carter200 · 08-21-2009

A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Falujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious.

On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was=given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened. The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road.

I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a fat, good-for-nothing, left wing liberal drunk who doesn't know how to drive.

So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesb! ian!

He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!"

"And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us."

FU · 08-21-2009

Good one Carter !!

Wild and Blue · 08-26-2009

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08-21-2009	#1
carter200 Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Texas Posts: 2,431	Middle ground A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Falujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was=given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened. The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a fat, good-for-nothing, left wing liberal drunk who doesn't know how to drive. So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesb! ian! He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!" "And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us."

08-21-2009	#2
FU Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Found Member Posts: 4,346	Re: Middle ground Good one Carter !! __________________ Frank Urbo. NCM Lifetime member # 982 Registry Founding # 237

08-26-2009	#3
Wild and Blue Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Tennessee Posts: 99	Re: Middle ground =D>