Little Frankie

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LITTLE Frankie ON MATH
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> Little Frankie returns from school, and he says he got an "F" in arithmetic.
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> "Why?" asks Little Fankie's father?
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> "The teacher asked me: 'How much is 2x3'?. I said '6," replies Little Frankie.
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> "But that's right!" says Little Frankie's Dad.
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> "Yeah, but then she asked me: "How much is 3x2?'"
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> "What's the ******* difference?" asks Little Frankie's father..
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> "That's what I said!"



LITTLE Frankie...ON GETTING OLDER
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> Little Frankie was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from him said to him, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat."
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> Little Frankie replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."
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> The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"
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> Little Frankie answered, "No He minded his own ******* business.."
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