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ZR1North · 02-09-2015

A husband went to police station to report his missing wife:

Husband : I've lost my wife, she went shopping yesterday and has still not come home.
Sergeant : What is her height ?
Husband : Oh, 5 something . . .
Sergeant : Build?
Husband : Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant : Color of eyes?
Husband : Never noticed.
Sergeant : Color of hair?
Husband : Changes according to season.
Sergeant : What was she wearing?
Husband : Dress/suit/blue jeans -- I don’t remember exactly.
Sergeant : Did she go in a car?
Husband : Yes.
Sergeant : What kind of car was it?
Husband : 2015 Corvette Stingray 3LT with the Z51 Performance Package, shark gray metallic paint, with the 6.2 liter V8 engine with Direct Injection generating 460 HP. 8-speed paddle- shift automatic transmission, and GT bucket seats, and has a very thin scratch on the front left door . . . at this point the husband started crying . . .
Sergeant : Don't worry sir . . . we’ll find your car.

efnfast · 02-09-2015

LOL

GOLDCYLON · 02-11-2015

I..... Like it

Bob Eyres · 02-13-2015

That reminds me of a gag on the old cop series "Dragnet" 60 years ago.
Two cops, Jack Webb and his partner Frank, are interviewing a citizen who reported a stolen car.

"Can you describe the car?",,,,,
"Yeah, It's a 34 Ford coupe, five window, with a 3" chop, channelled 4" , a 49' Merc flathead, and a quick change rear. Offy three carb manifold with 3 Strombergs, a Deuce radiator shell, chrome reverse wheels, and M&H slicks on the back. A tuck and roll black tijuana interior, and white, yellow, and red flames, with Von Dutch striping on the trunk. Hedman Headers, and Cherry bomb mufflers."
"Sir, what was the license number?..............Duh,....I dunno.

02-09-2015	#1
ZR1North Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Komoka, Ontario, Canada Posts: 590	Monday Morning Chuckle A husband went to police station to report his missing wife: Husband : I've lost my wife, she went shopping yesterday and has still not come home. Sergeant : What is her height ? Husband : Oh, 5 something . . . Sergeant : Build? Husband : Not slim, not really fat. Sergeant : Color of eyes? Husband : Never noticed. Sergeant : Color of hair? Husband : Changes according to season. Sergeant : What was she wearing? Husband : Dress/suit/blue jeans -- I don’t remember exactly. Sergeant : Did she go in a car? Husband : Yes. Sergeant : What kind of car was it? Husband : 2015 Corvette Stingray 3LT with the Z51 Performance Package, shark gray metallic paint, with the 6.2 liter V8 engine with Direct Injection generating 460 HP. 8-speed paddle- shift automatic transmission, and GT bucket seats, and has a very thin scratch on the front left door . . . at this point the husband started crying . . . Sergeant : Don't worry sir . . . we’ll find your car.

02-09-2015	#2
efnfast Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Dunbarton NH Posts: 7,532	Re: Monday Morning Chuckle LOL

02-11-2015	#3
GOLDCYLON Join Date: May 2007 Location: Peoria, AZ Posts: 9,151	Re: Monday Morning Chuckle I..... Like it __________________ GOLDCYLON - 91 ZR-1 #2014 GOLDCYLON - 90 ZR-1 #2794, 4L60e (Formerly Schrade's) GOLDCYLON - 11 CTS-V Arizona State Director 91 WHITE/BLACK #2014. 380 P&P&PCed,Ported Heads, Jeal Long tubes, Corsa Exhaust/FIKSE FM-5s /LED TLs, LED Headlights, Front Wilwood 6 piston narrowlite calipers and rear Wilwood caliper street shop mod,CNCed Coolant Pipes,TPI Cvr,Filter cover,Stainless Bolts, DRM/DOM PROM /ZFDOC mod build #102,DRLs,BMAD with stainless Debris Screen,Coplan Air Blaster, Pioneer APP Radio 4,Brey-Krause HB,Sub Bar,Fire extinguisher seat mount,DRM Coilovers,LEDs everywhere,Compass mirror (orange),V1 DIC hidden display, Homelink sun visor, Carbon Fiber top x3 and APSIS Carbon Fiber interior, APSIS CF Steering Wheel/NAPA Leather, Banski trailing arms, Guldstrand front suspension,urethane bushings from Prothane (total suspension) ZFDoc drive shaft safety loop, raptor shift light (orange),AO engineering louver front plate, Console seat cushion, 96CE seats with black custom Sheepskins, ss billet catch can,Viper remote entry/alarm,Cragar Rear Louvers,LED side louver lights, Dewitts Radiator with SPAL fans and a Woods 160 T-Stat 90 RED/BLACK #2794. 4L60e Automatic Stage V by RPM Transmission, TCI Dedicated TCM, OBX Stainless Headers, Corsa Exhaust, SAN Secondaries and Haibeck PROM, Exotic Muscle Coil overs, LED Interior Lights, LED Tail Lights, LED Headlights, 94 Sport seats with black custom Sheepskins , Cragar rear louvers, GS Front calipers, Banski Trailing arms, APSIS Carbon Fiber steering wheel, Front and Rear Baer Eradispeeds, DRLs, Guldstrand front suspension,urethane bushings from Prothane (total suspension), Dewitt's Raditor with Dual SPAL fans and a Haibeck 170 T-Stat 11 RED/GREY CTS-V

02-13-2015	#4
Bob Eyres Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Jupiter, Fl. Posts: 814	Re: Monday Morning Chuckle That reminds me of a gag on the old cop series "Dragnet" 60 years ago. Two cops, Jack Webb and his partner Frank, are interviewing a citizen who reported a stolen car. "Can you describe the car?",,,,, "Yeah, It's a 34 Ford coupe, five window, with a 3" chop, channelled 4" , a 49' Merc flathead, and a quick change rear. Offy three carb manifold with 3 Strombergs, a Deuce radiator shell, chrome reverse wheels, and M&H slicks on the back. A tuck and roll black tijuana interior, and white, yellow, and red flames, with Von Dutch striping on the trunk. Hedman Headers, and Cherry bomb mufflers." "Sir, what was the license number?..............Duh,....I dunno.