Birthday poem

[FU]

My nookie days are over, My pilot light is out.
What used to be my sex appeal, Is now my water spout.
Time was when, on its own accord, From my trousers it would spring.
But now I've got a full time job, To find the f***in' thing.
It used to be embarrassing, The way it would behave.
For every single morning, It would stand and watch me shave.
Now as old age approaches, It sure gives me the blues.
To see it hang its little head, And watch me tie my shoes!!

[gbrtng]

attributed to Willie Nelson

[FU]

Originally Posted by gbrtng

attributed to Willie Nelson

Willie wrote that.

[GrayZ]

Originally Posted by FU2

My nookie days are over, My pilot light is out.
What used to be my sex appeal, Is now my water spout.
Time was when, on its own accord, From my trousers it would spring.
But now I've got a full time job, To find the f***in' thing.
It used to be embarrassing, The way it would behave.
For every single morning, It would stand and watch me shave.
Now as old age approaches, It sure gives me the blues.
To see it hang its little head, And watch me tie my shoes!!

Viagra not working ???

[FU]

Originally Posted by ITLGO2

Viagra not working ???

Not needed. I hang a wash cloth over it and chase the ole lady around the house. Spagetti , it's not just good for the appetite.

[94Admiral]

Originally Posted by FU2

Not needed. I hang a wash cloth over it and chase the ole lady around the house. Spagetti , it's not just good for the appetite.

That is just TMI..........