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02-18-2010
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Location: Ideho
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For Our Canadian Brothers
A man in the Florida supermarket tries to buy half a head of lettuce.
The very young produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole heads of Lettuce. The man persists and asks to see the manager. The boy says he'll ask his manager about it. Walking into the back room, the boy said to his Manager,"Some a**hole wants to buy half a head of lettuce." As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him,so he Added, "And this gentleman has kindly offered to buy the other half." The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way. Later the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from, son?" “Canada, sir," the boy replied. "Well, why did you leave Canada?” the manager asked. The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but whores and hockey players up there." "Really?" said the manager. "My wife is from Canada ." "No shi*?" replied the boy. "Who'd she play for?" 
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02-19-2010
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Peoria, AZ
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Re: For Our Canadian Brothers
 I like it
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02-19-2010
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Edmonton, Alberta or Phoenix, Arizona
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Re: For Our Canadian Brothers
Ha, Ha...Ya' that one's pretty good. Hockey's a religion up here, that's a fact. 10 month's of hockey & 2 month's of bad ice
 . Whores are year round
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02-23-2010
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Location: Canada
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Re: For Our Canadian Brothers
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02-28-2010
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Edmonton, Alberta or Phoenix, Arizona
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Re: For Our Canadian Brothers
Right now. Here we go...
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02-28-2010
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Northridge, CA
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Re: For Our Canadian Brothers
2 to 1 Canada going into 3rd period.
Who's gonna win? 
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02-28-2010
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Northridge, CA
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Re: For Our Canadian Brothers
Just tied it!
Great game! And I don't even like Hockey! OK, Maybe now I do! So if Canada looses, does the Prime Minister resign? Do people jump out of windows? Does Dwight give me his 415? 
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02-28-2010
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Northridge, CA
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Re: For Our Canadian Brothers
Great Game Canada!
Congratulations! 
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02-28-2010
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Edmonton, Alberta or Phoenix, Arizona
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Re: For Our Canadian Brothers
You were all saying...
: occasion1
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02-28-2010
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Edmonton, Alberta or Phoenix, Arizona
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Re: For Our Canadian Brothers
U.S. actually played much better than we did from start to finish of the whole tournament but....the way she goes
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