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rhipsher · 11-12-2009

But they like me. They won't let my wife and kids touch them without biting them. But they just love all over me. My wife says well you know what they say! Azzholes usually like other azzholes. Thanks. Anyway these two female felines love me but they don't like each other at all. I'm sitting in the recliner after work yesterday and one was on the left side and one on the right side not being able to see each other. So they both decide to jump in my lap at the same time. They collided and started fighting right on my lap. I mean killing eachother so I just leaned my face back as far as I could. Luckily they are declawed. My 110lb german shephard hears all of this and practically busts through the back yard window to join in the fun. I needed a drink after all of that.</p>

WB9MCW · 11-12-2009

Now that is a funny story!!!

rhipsher · 11-12-2009

Actually it was quit entertaining. I just wish it wasn't in my lap. More like 10 more feet away. With all those gnashing teeth and hind claws flying around I wasn't about to stick my hands in that mess to push them off me.

11-12-2009	#1
rhipsher Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Houston 90 Red ZR-1 Posts: 2,320	I am not a cat person. But they like me. They won't let my wife and kids touch them without biting them. But they just love all over me. My wife says well you know what they say! Azzholes usually like other azzholes. Thanks. Anyway these two female felines love me but they don't like each other at all. I'm sitting in the recliner after work yesterday and one was on the left side and one on the right side not being able to see each other. So they both decide to jump in my lap at the same time. They collided and started fighting right on my lap. I mean killing eachother so I just leaned my face back as far as I could. Luckily they are declawed. My 110lb german shephard hears all of this and practically busts through the back yard window to join in the fun. I needed a drink after all of that.</p> Last edited by rhipsher; 11-12-2009 at 02:43 PM.

11-12-2009	#2
WB9MCW Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: McHenry, Il. Posts: 6,607	Re: I am not a cat person. Now that is a funny story!!! __________________ http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...9mcw/SIG-2.jpg http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o128/wb9mcw/vcm.gif "The Budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed, lest Rome will become bankrupt. People must again learn to work instead of living on public assistance." - Cicero, 55 BC " We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution." - Abraham Lincoln

11-12-2009	#3
rhipsher Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Houston 90 Red ZR-1 Posts: 2,320	Re: I am not a cat person. Actually it was quit entertaining. I just wish it wasn't in my lap. More like 10 more feet away. With all those gnashing teeth and hind claws flying around I wasn't about to stick my hands in that mess to push them off me. Last edited by rhipsher; 11-12-2009 at 11:52 PM.