10-23-2009 | #1 |
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The Economy, How Bad Is It?
The Economy, How Bad Is It?
1. The economy is so bad... That I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. 2. The economy is so bad... I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?" 3. The economy is so bad... That CEO's are now playing miniature golf. 4. The economy is so bad... If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them. 5. The economy is so bad... Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM. 6. The economy is so bad... McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer. 7. The economy is so bad... Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names. 8. The economy is so bad... A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico . 9. The economy is so bad... Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting. 10. The economy is so bad... Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore. 11. The economy is so bad... The Mafia is laying off judges. 12. The economy is so bad... Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. And finally... Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!
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10-24-2009 | #2 |
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Re: The Economy, How Bad Is It?
What is scarey that some of the above is the down right truth.
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10-24-2009 | #3 |
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Re: The Economy, How Bad Is It?
Good post
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10-24-2009 | #4 |
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Re: The Economy, How Bad Is It?
That sums it up.
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