Monday Morning Chuckle

[ZR1North]

A husband went to police station to report his missing wife:

Husband : I've lost my wife, she went shopping yesterday and has still not come home.
Sergeant : What is her height ?
Husband : Oh, 5 something . . .
Sergeant : Build?
Husband : Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant : Color of eyes?
Husband : Never noticed.
Sergeant : Color of hair?
Husband : Changes according to season.
Sergeant : What was she wearing?
Husband : Dress/suit/blue jeans -- I don’t remember exactly.
Sergeant : Did she go in a car?
Husband : Yes.
Sergeant : What kind of car was it?
Husband : 2015 Corvette Stingray 3LT with the Z51 Performance Package, shark gray metallic paint, with the 6.2 liter V8 engine with Direct Injection generating 460 HP. 8-speed paddle- shift automatic transmission, and GT bucket seats, and has a very thin scratch on the front left door . . . at this point the husband started crying . . .
Sergeant : Don't worry sir . . . we’ll find your car.

[efnfast]

LOL

[GOLDCYLON]

I..... Like it

[Bob Eyres]

That reminds me of a gag on the old cop series "Dragnet" 60 years ago.
Two cops, Jack Webb and his partner Frank, are interviewing a citizen who reported a stolen car.

"Can you describe the car?",,,,,
"Yeah, It's a 34 Ford coupe, five window, with a 3" chop, channelled 4" , a 49' Merc flathead, and a quick change rear. Offy three carb manifold with 3 Strombergs, a Deuce radiator shell, chrome reverse wheels, and M&H slicks on the back. A tuck and roll black tijuana interior, and white, yellow, and red flames, with Von Dutch striping on the trunk. Hedman Headers, and Cherry bomb mufflers."
"Sir, what was the license number?..............Duh,....I dunno.