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View Poll Results: Is your ZR-1 male or female? | |||
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17 | 40.48% |
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25 | 59.52% |
Voters: 42. You may not vote on this poll |
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#21 | |
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Sweden
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: San Fernando Valley, CA.
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That my son is something that will ruin the rest of our life. Dig in!
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1990 ZR1, 142,000 miles-Black on black 4.09's Haibeck chip, 3"exh, K&N, meth inj. |
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#23 |
![]() Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: McHenry, Il.
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VETTE = SEXY LOOK (FEMALE) VIPER = MUSCLE LOOK (MALE)
THIS IS WHAT THE GIRLS IN MY BOAT CLUB SAID WHEN LOOKING AT THEM BOTH PARKED BY EACH OTHER------ I THINK THEY ARE RIGHT MY PROOF---- ![]()
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http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...9mcw/SIG-2.jpg http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o128/wb9mcw/vcm.gif "The Budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed, lest Rome will become bankrupt. People must again learn to work instead of living on public assistance." - Cicero, 55 BC " We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution." - Abraham Lincoln |
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#24 |
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Location: Germantown, Maryland
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That's just wrong....
Keith '90 Red/Red #1383 |
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#25 |
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: lone pine and mammoth lakes
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Bryan, you indeed are a man after my own heart WARPED and lovin it .guys like us are the reason they came up with F.U.B.A.R.
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#26 |
![]() Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Jacksonville, FL USA
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Well I've had two boats and two vettes, so with that limited experience I've learned that:
You give & they take. The more you give, the more they take. If something goes wrong, they turn to you to solve it. When all is right, all is very right. They love to be admired & be the center of our attention. They can't be broken to our will but only guided by subtle persuasion. They are vain and so are we for wanting to be in their company. So my thought is that they are either cats or they are women. Men are too simple & transparent. ![]() ![]()
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1990 ZR-1, Black/grey, #2233, stock. ZR-1 Net Reg Founding Member #316 & NCM member |
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#27 |
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Location: McHenry, Il.
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TOMTOM U ARE QUITE THE PHILOSOPHER------
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++ An engineer, an experimental physicist, a theoretical physicist, and a philosopher were hiking through the hills of Scotland. Cresting the top of one hill, they see, on top of the next, a black sheep. The engineer says: "What do you know, the sheep in Scotland are black." "Well, *some* of the sheep in Scotland are black," replies the experimental physicist. The theoretical physicist considers this for a moment and says "Well, at least one of the sheep in Scotland is black." "Well," the philosopher responds, "on one side, anyway." ================================================== ====== Question: How do you get a philosopher off your porch? Answer: Pay for the pizza. ################################################## # A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice. The father replies: "My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, family, and philosophy." The boy picks up his date and they go to a soda fountain. Ice cream sodas in front of them, they stare at each other for a long time, as the boy's nervousness builds. He remembers his father's advice, and chooses the first topic. He asks the girl: "Do you like potato pancakes?" She says "No," and the silence returns. After a few more uncomfortable minutes, the boy thinks of his father's suggestion and turns to the second item on the list. He asks, "Do you have a brother?" Again, the girl says "No" and there is silence once again. The boy then plays his last card. He thinks of his father's advice and asks the girl the following question: "If you had a brother, would he like potato pancakes?"
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http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...9mcw/SIG-2.jpg http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o128/wb9mcw/vcm.gif "The Budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed, lest Rome will become bankrupt. People must again learn to work instead of living on public assistance." - Cicero, 55 BC " We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution." - Abraham Lincoln |
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#28 |
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Location: Jacksonville, FL USA
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![]() ![]() ![]() I'm soft in the mellon I guess. ![]() Some how I'd like to think that anything I have to slip into should be female in gender....it kind of makes me feel better! ![]()
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Sweden
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#30 |
![]() Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Jacksonville, FL USA
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Thanks Pete! That last thought was after I had my first cup of coffee!
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1990 ZR-1, Black/grey, #2233, stock. ZR-1 Net Reg Founding Member #316 & NCM member |
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