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Location: Iowa aka "one big cornfield"
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Golf Lessons
A husband and a wife want to take golf lessons from a pro at a local golf club. The man and woman meet the pro and head to the driving range. The man goes up first. He swings and hits the ball 100 yards. The golf pro says, ''Not bad.'' Golf pro: ''Now hold your club as firmly as you hold your wife's breast.'' The man follows instructions and hits the ball 300 yards. The golf pro says, ''Excellent!'' Now the woman takes her turn. She hits the ball 30 yards. Golf pro: ''Not bad, but try holding the club like you hold your husband's dick.'' She swings and the ball goes 10 yards. Golf pro: ''Not bad, now try taking the club out of your mouth.'' |
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Location: McHenry, Il.
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: lone pine and mammoth lakes
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AH man thanx
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