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04-27-2009
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Texas
Posts: 2,431
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Wrong answer (just a tad long)
WIFE:
What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? HUSBAND: Definitely not! WIFE: Why not - don't you like being married? HUSBAND: Of course I do. WIFE: Then why wouldn't you remarry? HUSBAND: Okay, I'd get married again. WIFE: You would? (With a hurtful look on her face). HUSBAND: (Makes audible groan). WIFE: Would you live in our house? HUSBAND: Sure, it's a great house. WIFE: Would you sleep with her in our bed? HUSBAND: Where else would we sleep? WIFE: Would you let her drive my car? HUSBAND: Probably, it is almost new. WIFE: Would you replace my pictures with hers? HUSBAND: That would seem like the proper thing to do. WIFE: Would she use my golf clubs? HUSBAND: No, she's left-handed. WIFE: - silence - - HUSBAND: F*ck....
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04-27-2009
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: McHenry, Il.
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Re: Wrong answer (just a tad long)
good one ---lol
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05-13-2009
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Kalamazoo MI
Posts: 1,756
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Re: Wrong answer (just a tad long)
 thats great!
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