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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Ideho
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Subject: A Short Love Story
A man and a woman who had never met before, and were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly..... He in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold." "I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married." "Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed. "Good," she replied. "Get your own f***ing blanket." After a moment of silence, he farted. The End
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Peoria, AZ
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Re: Subject: A Short Love Story
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01-18-2009
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: McHenry, Il.
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Re: Subject: A Short Love Story
LOL GOOD ONE
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