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Old 04-27-2011   #1
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Talking Dear Abby

Dear Abby,

I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes out with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home, but I usually fall asleep.

Anyway, last night about midnight I hid in the garage behind and underneath my race car.
When she came home she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.

It was at that moment, crouched down under the race car, I noticed a hairline crack in the 4 link mounting bracket on the rear end.

NOW I am at wits end...

Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace it?

Thanks!!!!
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Old 04-27-2011   #2
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Default Re: Dear Abby

Crazy funny, John. Glad to see you have your priorities in order!
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