ZR-1 Net Registry Forums  

Go Back   ZR-1 Net Registry Forums > Off Topic > OFF TOPIC

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 12-11-2009   #1
Hammer
 
Hammer's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Ideho
Posts: 2,653
Talking 3 Kids Fishing

3 Kids Fishing........ Barack Obama was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.


Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.


The first kid said, 'I want to go to Disneyland .'
Barack said, 'No problem, I'll take you there on Air Force 1.


The second kid said, 'I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan shoes.
Barack said, 'I'll get them for you and even have Michael Jordan sign them!'


The third kid said, 'I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset!'

Barack was a little perplexed by this and said, 'But you don't look like you're handicapped.'

The kid said, 'I will be after my dad finds out I saved your a** from drowning!'


__________________
[I][FONT=Comic Sans MS]John Boyd[/FONT][/I]
[I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=1]Ideho[/SIZE][/FONT][/I]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=1][I]2015 ZL1 [/I][I]Camaro #1121 BLACK/BLACK 6 SPD (540 RWHP)[/I][/SIZE][/FONT]
[I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=1]1991 ZR-1 #458 [COLOR=red]RED/[/COLOR][COLOR=black]BLACK 72[/COLOR]k miles ([B][COLOR=red]SOLD[/COLOR][/B])
1991 ZR-1 #473 [COLOR=red]RED/[/COLOR][COLOR=black]BLACK [/COLOR]37k miles ([B][COLOR=red]SOLD[/COLOR][/B])[/SIZE][/FONT][/I]
Hammer is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 11:50 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
Copyright ZR-1 Net Registry 2020