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Hammer · 06-11-2010

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.

- Jay Leno

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.

- Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?

A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

- Conan O'Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?

A: A fund raiser.

- Leno

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?

A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.

- Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?

A: America!

- Jimmy Fallon

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?

A: Bo has papers.

- Jimmy Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program?

A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.

-Letterman

06-11-2010	#1
Hammer Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Ideho Posts: 2,653	Obama - The Man The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate. - Jay Leno America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. - Leno Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. - Conan O'Brien Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon? A: A fund raiser. - Leno Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary? A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. - Letterman Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved? A: America! - Jimmy Fallon Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo? A: Bo has papers. - Jimmy Kimmel Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program? A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. -Letterman __________________ [I][FONT=Comic Sans MS]John Boyd[/FONT][/I] [I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=1]Ideho[/SIZE][/FONT][/I] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=1][I]2015 ZL1 [/I][I]Camaro #1121 BLACK/BLACK 6 SPD (540 RWHP)[/I][/SIZE][/FONT] [I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=1]1991 ZR-1 #458 [COLOR=red]RED/[/COLOR][COLOR=black]BLACK 72[/COLOR]k miles ([B][COLOR=red]SOLD[/COLOR][/B]) 1991 ZR-1 #473 [COLOR=red]RED/[/COLOR][COLOR=black]BLACK [/COLOR]37k miles ([B][COLOR=red]SOLD[/COLOR][/B])[/SIZE][/FONT][/I]