Such a deal............

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Painting THE Porch





A blonde teenager,

wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire

herself out as a "handy-woman" and started nearby well-to-do

neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked

the owner if he had any odd jobs for

her to do.

"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How

much will you charge me?"

Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?" The man

agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would

need was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation said

to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes almost ALL the

way around the house?"

He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" The wife replied,

"You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those blonde jokes

we've been getting by e-mail lately."

Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

"You're finished already?" the startled husband asked.

"Yes, the blonde replied, and I even had paint left over, so I gave

it two coats."

Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed

it to her along with a ten dollar tip.

"And by the way" the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."