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rhipsher · 11-12-2009

But they like me. They won't let my wife and kids touch them without biting them. But they just love all over me. My wife says well you know what they say! Azzholes usually like other azzholes. Thanks. Anyway these two female felines love me but they don't like each other at all. I'm sitting in the recliner after work yesterday and one was on the left side and one on the right side not being able to see each other. So they both decide to jump in my lap at the same time. They collided and started fighting right on my lap. I mean killing eachother so I just leaned my face back as far as I could. Luckily they are declawed. My 110lb german shephard hears all of this and practically busts through the back yard window to join in the fun. I needed a drink after all of that.</p>

11-12-2009	#1
rhipsher Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Houston 90 Red ZR-1 Posts: 2,320	I am not a cat person. But they like me. They won't let my wife and kids touch them without biting them. But they just love all over me. My wife says well you know what they say! Azzholes usually like other azzholes. Thanks. Anyway these two female felines love me but they don't like each other at all. I'm sitting in the recliner after work yesterday and one was on the left side and one on the right side not being able to see each other. So they both decide to jump in my lap at the same time. They collided and started fighting right on my lap. I mean killing eachother so I just leaned my face back as far as I could. Luckily they are declawed. My 110lb german shephard hears all of this and practically busts through the back yard window to join in the fun. I needed a drink after all of that.</p> Last edited by rhipsher; 11-12-2009 at 02:43 PM.