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Hammer · 10-23-2009

The Economy, How Bad Is It?

1. The economy is so bad...
That I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

2. The economy is so bad...
I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

3. The economy is so bad...
That CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

4. The economy is so bad...
If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

5. The economy is so bad...
Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

6. The economy is so bad...
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

7. The economy is so bad...
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

8. The economy is so bad...
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .

9. The economy is so bad...
Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

10. The economy is so bad...
Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

11. The economy is so bad...
The Mafia is laying off judges.

12. The economy is so bad...
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

And finally...

Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal.

Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!

10-23-2009	#1
Hammer Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Ideho Posts: 2,653	The Economy, How Bad Is It? The Economy, How Bad Is It? *1. The economy is so bad...* That I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. *2. The economy is so bad...* I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?" *3. The economy is so bad...* That CEO's are now playing miniature golf. *4. The economy is so bad...* If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them. *5. The economy is so bad...* Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM. *6. The economy is so bad...* McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer. *7. The economy is so bad...* Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names. *8. The economy is so bad...* A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico . *9. The economy is so bad...* Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting. *10. The economy is so bad...* Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore. *11. The economy is so bad...* The Mafia is laying off judges. *12. The economy is so bad...* Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. *And finally...* *Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal.* Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear! __________________ [I][FONT=Comic Sans MS]John Boyd[/FONT][/I] [I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=1]Ideho[/SIZE][/FONT][/I] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=1][I]2015 ZL1 [/I][I]Camaro #1121 BLACK/BLACK 6 SPD (540 RWHP)[/I][/SIZE][/FONT] [I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=1]1991 ZR-1 #458 [COLOR=red]RED/[/COLOR][COLOR=black]BLACK 72[/COLOR]k miles ([B][COLOR=red]SOLD[/COLOR][/B]) 1991 ZR-1 #473 [COLOR=red]RED/[/COLOR][COLOR=black]BLACK [/COLOR]37k miles ([B][COLOR=red]SOLD[/COLOR][/B])[/SIZE][/FONT][/I] Last edited by Hammer; 10-23-2009 at 10:17 PM.