dreaded relation between wontstart and suicide

[blackjack]

i know this has been discussed to death,but im just about to set her on fire....she wont start ?*%$
i did everything the book and hib say :rebuilt starter,new starter relay,
bypass the clutch switch,dance on my left foot with both eyes closed,charge the battery (its good)....now,i guess i have to attack
the vats....any way to deactivate the system?somebody wants to buy a cheap z?
somebody has the number for suicide-aid?
any idea will help

blackjack
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