I'd like to mod my exhaust, but it must be legal

[RussMcB]

Originally Posted by rkreigh

well I'm not bob but ...

This classic joke immediately popped into my mind. I first heard it (read it) in Road & Track magazine a long time ago:

I was driving the other day and came up on a Triumph Spitfire with a license plate reading 'BOBS MG'. I yelled over to him, "Hey, that's not an MG." The driver looked back at me and said, "I'm not Bob."

I'm not sure exactly why, but I've always thought that was hilarious.