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XfireZ51 · 12-04-2014

This guy brings his best golf mate home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30, after golf.
His wife screams her head off while his friend sits open mouthed and listens to the tirade...

WIFE: "My bloody hair & makeup are not done, the house is a f****** mess, the dishes aren't done.
Can't you see I'm still in my f****** pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight!
Why the f*** did you bring him home unannounced you stupid idiot?"

HUSBAND: "Because he's thinking of getting married."

12-04-2014	#1
XfireZ51 Join Date: May 2007 Location: Chicagoland, IL Posts: 9,708	A friend would never let a friend ... This guy brings his best golf mate home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30, after golf. His wife screams her head off while his friend sits open mouthed and listens to the tirade... WIFE: "My bloody hair & makeup are not done, the house is a f**** mess, the dishes aren't done. Can't you see I'm still in my f** pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the f* did you bring him home unannounced you stupid idiot?" HUSBAND: "Because he's thinking of getting married." __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]Former Membership Chairman Former ZR-1 Registry - BOD 1972 Corvette 4speed base Coupe SOLD long time ago 1984 Corvette Z-51/4+3 SOLD 1992 Corvette ZR-1 Aqua/Gray #474 SOLD 1992 Corvette ZR-1 Black Rose/Cognac #458 2014 Honda VFR Interceptor DX