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carter200 · 05-31-2012

The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors
would change underwear occasionally.

The first mate responded, "Aye, aye sir, I'll see to it immediately!"

The first mate went straight to the sailors berth deck and announced, "The Captain thinks you guys smell bad and wants you to change your underwear."

He continued, "Pittman, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with Witkowski, and Brown, you change with
Schultz."

THE MORAL OF THE STORY:

Someone may come along and promise "Change",

but don't count on things smelling any better.

05-31-2012	#1
carter200 Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Texas Posts: 2,431	Change Your Underwear Often.... The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors would change underwear occasionally. The first mate responded, "Aye, aye sir, I'll see to it immediately!" The first mate went straight to the sailors berth deck and announced, "The Captain thinks you guys smell bad and wants you to change your underwear." He continued, "Pittman, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with Witkowski, and Brown, you change with Schultz." THE MORAL OF THE STORY: Someone may come along and promise "*Change", but don't count on things smelling any better. __________________ 95 ZR-1 BLK/Gry #392 LT5 Reg# 868 RIP* ZR1NET Founding Mem #155