So I was at the local pub ...

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... last Saturday and, well, I'd had a few and noticed two large women at the bar.

They both had strong accents so, being the friendly guy that I am, I asked "Hey, are you two ladies from Scotland?"

One of them chirped, "It's Wales, you idiot!"

Recognizing my mistake, I immediately apologized and rephrased, "So, are you two whales from Scotland?"

That's the last thing I remember until this morning.