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carter200 · 10-25-2011

BUT IT PAYS TO KNOW GERMAN

An Amish Farmer walking through his field notices a man

drinking from his pond with his hand.

The Amish Farmer shouts: "Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser,

die Kühe und die Schweine haben hineingeschissen!"

Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows and pigs have s**t in it!"

The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish.

Speak English, Infidel!"

The Amish Farmer shouts back in English: "Use two hands, you'll get more!"

10-25-2011	#1
carter200 Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Texas Posts: 2,431	The Amish are "Non-violent" people!" BUT IT PAYS TO KNOW GERMAN An Amish Farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand. The Amish Farmer shouts: "Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser, die Kühe und die Schweine haben hineingeschissen!" Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows and pigs have s*t in it!" The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English, Infidel!" The Amish Farmer shouts back in English: "Use two hands, you'll get more!" __________________ 95 ZR-1 BLK/Gry #392 LT5 Reg# 868 RIP* ZR1NET Founding Mem #155