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Hammer · 02-02-2011

My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.

He has his food prepared for him.

He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365.

His meals are provided at no cost to him.

He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again

during the year if any medical needs arise.

For this He pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.

He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than He needs, but He is not required to do any upkeep.

If He makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.

He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.

He receives these accommodations absolutely free.

He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.

All of his costs are picked up by others who go out

and earn a living every day.

I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit

me like a brick in the head,

Holy Smoke,

my dog is a democrat!

02-02-2011	#1
Hammer Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Ideho Posts: 2,653	My Dog My *dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.* *He has his food prepared for him.* *He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365.* *His meals are provided at no cost to him.* *He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again* *during the year if any medical needs arise.* *For this He pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.* *He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than He needs, but He is not required to do any upkeep.* *If He makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.* *He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.* *He receives these accommodations absolutely free.* *He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.* *All of his costs are picked up by others who go out* *and earn a living every day.* *I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit* *me like a brick in the head,* *Holy Smoke,* *my dog is a democrat!* __________________ [I][FONT=Comic Sans MS]John Boyd[/FONT][/I] [I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=1]Ideho[/SIZE][/FONT][/I] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=1][I]2015 ZL1 [/I][I]Camaro #1121 BLACK/BLACK 6 SPD (540 RWHP)[/I][/SIZE][/FONT] [I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=1]1991 ZR-1 #458 [COLOR=red]RED/[/COLOR][COLOR=black]BLACK 72[/COLOR]k miles ([B][COLOR=red]SOLD[/COLOR][/B]) 1991 ZR-1 #473 [COLOR=red]RED/[/COLOR][COLOR=black]BLACK [/COLOR]37k miles ([B][COLOR=red]SOLD[/COLOR][/B])[/SIZE][/FONT][/I]