Female compassion

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*A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs..*
*Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.*
*The first woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?'*
*The man said 'No,' so she gave him a hug and wal ked on.*
*The second woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?'*
*The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on.*
*The third woman came to him and said, 'Have you ever been f#cked?'* *
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*The fellow's eyes lit up and with a big grin he said, 'No.'*
*She said, 'You will be when the tide comes in.'*