Oh, what "fun" WTF!?

[Paul Workman]

Ah, what fun! In short:

• The "Door Ajar" light came on while driving, along w/ the interior lights.
• Next, the battery (new) drained to zero volts w/in 3 days while parked in the driveway.
• Car sat in the weather (rain) for two months before I could find my tools to start checking the obvious stuff (the door switches - first).
• The switches worked OK and interior of the doors was dry and no signs of water contamination.
• Started right up, but "Door Ajar", "Check Engine", "ABS" all came on...AND the idle shot up to 2100 rpm. And, when I blipped the throttle, it jumped to 2900 (or so) before drifting back to 2100 RPM.

Well, it was dinner time and I was in charge of dinner (BBQ) so I had to quit. I love a challenge, ordinarily, but I have no place to work other than the driveway (for now), so it has to be all buttoned up - can't leave it apart to continue later. Dayam.

Well...I don't know what else to do but start with a scan and start fixin' one at a time & hope I stumble one something that fixes multiples. Stay tuned! (This is gonna be FUN!!)