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Old 02-03-2007   #1
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Talking Saturday Humor - I thought I was a Cowboy

An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.

She turned to the
cowboy and asked, "Are you a real c
owboy?"

He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life breaking
colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a c
owboy."

She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I wat
c
h TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women."

The two sat sipping in silen
c
e.

A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old
cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"


He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian."
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