Rep. Anthony Weiner's penis.

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WASHINGTON (BHN) - Rep. Anthony Weiner (D-NY) admitted Thursday morning in an interview that the photo sent to a young woman's Twitter account was, in fact, his penis, but that he played no part in it.

"It looks like my penis and probably is, but I had absolutely no idea it was photographing itself and sending it to people," said the obviously distraught Congressman. "Sometimes my penis has a mind of its own, I sincerely apologize for its actions."

House Majority Leader Eric Cantor (R-VA) apparently believes his colleague's story - he told reporters today that "only a perverted liberal dick would do such a thing."

Later, Rep. Weiner's penis held a brief news conference where, speaking through the Congressman, it admitted to sending the photos of itself without the permission or knowledge of Rep. Weiner.

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"It looks like my penis and probably is, but I had absolutely no idea it was photographing itself and sending it to people,"

"Sometimes my penis has a mind of its own, I sincerely apologize for its actions."

Now that is some funny stuff right there.