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xlr8nflorida · 06-26-2010

When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big boobs.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend with big boobs, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her.... She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big boobs.

gbmidyear66 · 06-27-2010

The grass is ALWAYS greener....., isn't it much the same with cars?

tomtom72 · 06-27-2010

Good one Jim!

Hammer · 06-27-2010

That's great, calls for new Avatar for you.

rhipsher · 06-27-2010

Mine has 44 DD's. They're firm full and point upward's. I told her we could probably make some $$$ off those. She said how? Let me take some pictures of them. Put them on a website dedicated to boobs and $$$ cha ching. She didn't think that was very funny. I didn't think so either! I was serious. hahaha!

FU · 06-29-2010

And I'm envious

06-26-2010	#1
xlr8nflorida Join Date: May 2008 Location: USA Posts: 1,096	Women are $%#$ Nuts! When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big boobs. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend with big boobs, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition. When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her.... She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned. I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big boobs.

06-27-2010	#2
gbmidyear66 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 252	Re: Women are $%#$ Nuts! The grass is ALWAYS greener....., isn't it much the same with cars? __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] __________________ 1990 Corvette ZR-1 #2824 4.10's, Custom PROM, Flowmaster, Top End Port NCRS BC Chapter

06-27-2010	#3
tomtom72 Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Jacksonville, FL USA Posts: 4,645	Re: Women are $%#$ Nuts! Good one Jim! __________________ 1990 ZR-1, Black/grey, #2233, stock. ZR-1 Net Reg Founding Member #316 & NCM member

06-27-2010	#4
Hammer Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Ideho Posts: 2,653	Re: Women are $%#$ Nuts! That's great, calls for new Avatar for you. __________________ [I][FONT=Comic Sans MS]John Boyd[/FONT][/I] [I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=1]Ideho[/SIZE][/FONT][/I] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=1][I]2015 ZL1 [/I][I]Camaro #1121 BLACK/BLACK 6 SPD (540 RWHP)[/I][/SIZE][/FONT] [I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=1]1991 ZR-1 #458 [COLOR=red]RED/[/COLOR][COLOR=black]BLACK 72[/COLOR]k miles ([B][COLOR=red]SOLD[/COLOR][/B]) 1991 ZR-1 #473 [COLOR=red]RED/[/COLOR][COLOR=black]BLACK [/COLOR]37k miles ([B][COLOR=red]SOLD[/COLOR][/B])[/SIZE][/FONT][/I]

06-27-2010	#5
rhipsher Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Houston 90 Red ZR-1 Posts: 2,320	Re: Women are $%#$ Nuts! Mine has 44 DD's. They're firm full and point upward's. I told her we could probably make some $$$ off those. She said how? Let me take some pictures of them. Put them on a website dedicated to boobs and $$$ cha ching. She didn't think that was very funny. I didn't think so either! I was serious. hahaha!

06-29-2010	#6
FU Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Found Member Posts: 4,346	Re: Women are $%#$ Nuts! And I'm envious