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Old 06-11-2010   #1
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Talking Obama - The Man

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.

- Jay Leno

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.

- Leno


Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?

A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

- Conan O'Brien


Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?

A: A fund raiser.

- Leno


Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?

A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.

- Letterman


Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?

A: America!

- Jimmy Fallon


Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?

A: Bo has papers.

- Jimmy Kimmel


Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program?

A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.

-Letterman

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I don't care who you voted for....that's some funny chit!







IMHO, too bad most of it applies!
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Old 06-14-2010   #3
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girly-boy.
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