Saturday Humor - I thought I was a Cowboy - ZR-1 Net Registry Forums

Hammer · 02-03-2007

An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.

She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."

She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women."

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian."

WB9MCW · 02-04-2007

GOOD ONE lololol mE tOO

A26B · 04-14-2007

Now that's FUNNY. Especially since I live in OK and surrounded by a few real cowboys and a LOT of wanna be cowboys.

02-03-2007	#1
Hammer Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Ideho Posts: 2,647	Saturday Humor - I thought I was a Cowboy An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy." She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women." The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian."

02-04-2007	#2
WB9MCW Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: McHenry, Il. Posts: 6,584	Re: Saturday Humor - I thought I was a Cowboy GOOD ONE lololol mE tOO

04-14-2007	#3
A26B Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Arcadia, OK Posts: 3,402	Re: Saturday Humor - I thought I was a Cowboy Now that's FUNNY. Especially since I live in OK and surrounded by a few real cowboys and a LOT of wanna be cowboys. __________________ Jerry Downey JERRYS LT5 GASKETS & PARTS http://www.jerrysgaskets.com 1994 *ZR-1*, Black/Black, Lingenfelter Aerobody, 416cu in, 3.91 gears, coil-over susp, Brembo brakes, etc. 2016 Black-Red, 3LT-Z51 Auto 8-speed.