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Old 08-19-2006   #1
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You all may have heard this one (it's pretty Old) but what the Heck.


A senior citizen was driving his ZR-1 Corvette down the Trans Canada, he floored it to 120 kph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. "Amazing!" he thought as he flew down the 401, pushing the pedal to the metal even more.

Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the RCMP behind him, red and blue lights flashing and siren blaring. "I
can get away from him - no problem!" thought the elderly nutcase as he floored it to 130 kph, then 140, then 150 kph. Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!" and he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the Mountie to catc
h up with him.

Pulling in behind him, the offi
cer walked up to the driver's side of the ZR-1 Corvette, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you c
an give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The man, looking very seriously at the Mountie, said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with an RCMP offi
cer. I thought you were bringing her bac
k".

Have a good day, Sir," said the Mountie.


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Old 08-19-2006   #2
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Very good, I like it.

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Old 08-22-2006   #3
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I'll try that the next time I get pulled over..... I have the hair part anyway!
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Old 08-22-2006   #4
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Oldie but goodie
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Old 08-22-2006   #5
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good one esp. the part abt. being in Canada...nice twist!!! and the ZR-1 inserts in red too!!!ZR-1
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Old 08-23-2006   #6
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Originally Posted by WB9MCW
good one esp. the part abt. being in Canada...nice twist!!! and the ZR-1 inserts in red too!!!ZR-1
Yeah, I added a few changes and sent this to a guy in Canada that I met at the Vette fest in Boise this year. Thouht you all might enjoy it.
Thanks
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