ZR-1 Net Registry Forums  

Go Back   ZR-1 Net Registry Forums > Off Topic > OFF TOPIC

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 04-12-2010   #1
carter200
 
carter200's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Texas
Posts: 2,431
Default Such a deal............




Painting THE Porch





A blonde teenager,

wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire

herself out as a "handy-woman" and started nearby well-to-do

neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked

the owner if he had any odd jobs for

her to do.

"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How

much will you charge me?"

Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?" The man

agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would

need was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation said

to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes almost ALL the

way around the house?"

He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" The wife replied,

"You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those blonde jokes

we've been getting by e-mail lately."

Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

"You're finished already?" the startled husband asked.

"Yes, the blonde replied, and I even had paint left over, so I gave

it two coats."

Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed

it to her along with a ten dollar tip.

"And by the way" the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."









__________________
95 ZR-1
BLK/Gry
#392

LT5 Reg# 868 *RIP*
ZR1NET Founding Mem #155
carter200 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-12-2010   #2
scottfab
 
scottfab's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Portland Oregon metro area (Washington side)
Posts: 3,207
Default Re: Such a deal............

brrrrrrrrrump bump
__________________
Scott


Vett owner since 1979._It's about the car and the people
scottfab is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 06:06 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
Copyright ZR-1 Net Registry 2020