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Hammer · 02-18-2010

A man in the Florida supermarket tries to buy half a head of lettuce.

The very young produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole heads of Lettuce.

The man persists and asks to see the manager. The boy says he'll ask his manager about it.

Walking into the back room, the boy said to his Manager,"Some a**hole wants to buy half a head of lettuce."

As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him,so he Added, "And this gentleman has kindly offered to buy the other half."

The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way.

Later the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from, son?" “Canada, sir," the boy replied.

"Well, why did you leave Canada?” the manager asked.

The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but whores and hockey players up there."

"Really?" said the manager. "My wife is from Canada ."

"No shi*?" replied the boy. "Who'd she play for?"

GOLDCYLON · 02-19-2010

I like it

flyin ryan · 02-19-2010

Ha, Ha...Ya' that one's pretty good. Hockey's a religion up here, that's a fact. 10 month's of hockey & 2 month's of bad ice

. Whores are year round

1990 415 · 02-23-2010

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dynomite

We shall see how the Canadians do Thur against the US of A

They play Germany tuesday, then Russia if they beat Germany. What schedule are you looking at?

flyin ryan · 02-28-2010

Right now. Here we go...

tf95ZR1 · 02-28-2010

2 to 1 Canada going into 3rd period.
Who's gonna win?

tf95ZR1 · 02-28-2010

Just tied it!
Great game!
And I don't even like Hockey!
OK, Maybe now I do!

So if Canada looses, does the Prime Minister resign?
Do people jump out of windows? Does Dwight give
me his 415?

tf95ZR1 · 02-28-2010

Great Game Canada!
Congratulations!

flyin ryan · 02-28-2010

You were all saying...

: occasion1

flyin ryan · 02-28-2010

U.S. actually played much better than we did from start to finish of the whole tournament but....the way she goes

02-18-2010	#1
Hammer Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Ideho Posts: 2,653	For Our Canadian Brothers A man in the Florida supermarket tries to buy half a head of lettuce. The very young produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole heads of Lettuce. The man persists and asks to see the manager. The boy says he'll ask his manager about it. Walking into the back room, the boy said to his Manager,"Some a*hole wants to buy half a head of lettuce." As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him,so he Added, "And this gentleman has kindly offered to buy the other half." The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way. Later the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from, son?" “Canada, sir," the boy replied. "Well, why did you leave Canada?” the manager asked. The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but whores and hockey players up there." "Really?" said the manager. "My wife is from Canada ." "No shi?" replied the boy. "Who'd she play for?" __________________ [I][FONT=Comic Sans MS]John Boyd[/FONT][/I] [I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=1]Ideho[/SIZE][/FONT][/I] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=1][I]2015 ZL1 [/I][I]Camaro #1121 BLACK/BLACK 6 SPD (540 RWHP)[/I][/SIZE][/FONT] [I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=1]1991 ZR-1 #458 [COLOR=red]RED/[/COLOR][COLOR=black]BLACK 72[/COLOR]k miles ([B][COLOR=red]SOLD[/COLOR][/B]) 1991 ZR-1 #473 [COLOR=red]RED/[/COLOR][COLOR=black]BLACK [/COLOR]37k miles ([B][COLOR=red]SOLD[/COLOR][/B])[/SIZE][/FONT][/I]

02-19-2010	#2
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02-19-2010	#3
flyin ryan Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Edmonton, Alberta or Phoenix, Arizona Posts: 2,741	Re: For Our Canadian Brothers Ha, Ha...Ya' that one's pretty good. Hockey's a religion up here, that's a fact. 10 month's of hockey & 2 month's of bad ice . Whores are year round __________________ There are no limit's mans ingenuity, just as mans ingenuity will never conquer the forces & behavior of this planet...Smokey Y.

02-28-2010	#5
flyin ryan Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Edmonton, Alberta or Phoenix, Arizona Posts: 2,741	Re: For Our Canadian Brothers Right now. Here we go... __________________ There are no limit's mans ingenuity, just as mans ingenuity will never conquer the forces & behavior of this planet...Smokey Y.

02-28-2010	#6
tf95ZR1 Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Northridge, CA Posts: 1,461	Re: For Our Canadian Brothers 2 to 1 Canada going into 3rd period. Who's gonna win?

02-28-2010	#7
tf95ZR1 Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Northridge, CA Posts: 1,461	Re: For Our Canadian Brothers Just tied it! Great game! And I don't even like Hockey! OK, Maybe now I do! So if Canada looses, does the Prime Minister resign? Do people jump out of windows? Does Dwight give me his 415? Last edited by tf95ZR1; 02-28-2010 at 06:41 PM.

02-28-2010	#8
tf95ZR1 Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Northridge, CA Posts: 1,461	Re: For Our Canadian Brothers Great Game Canada! Congratulations!

02-28-2010	#9
flyin ryan Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Edmonton, Alberta or Phoenix, Arizona Posts: 2,741	Re: For Our Canadian Brothers You were all saying...: occasion1 __________________ There are no limit's mans ingenuity, just as mans ingenuity will never conquer the forces & behavior of this planet...Smokey Y.

02-28-2010	#10
flyin ryan Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Edmonton, Alberta or Phoenix, Arizona Posts: 2,741	Re: For Our Canadian Brothers U.S. actually played much better than we did from start to finish of the whole tournament but....the way she goes __________________ There are no limit's mans ingenuity, just as mans ingenuity will never conquer the forces & behavior of this planet...Smokey Y.

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