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Old 06-26-2009   #1
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Default Ear infection.........

This is so true! They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing.

There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.

An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.


The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing
the Doctor for today?'

'There's something wrong with my dick', he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You
shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that. '

'Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.

The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some
embarrassment in this roomful of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or
something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.'

The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions
in a roomful of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone. The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.

The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??'

'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated.

The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled,
knowing he had taken her advice. 'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?'

'I can't piss out of it,' he replied.

The waiting room erupted in laughter.



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Old 06-29-2009   #2
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Old 06-29-2009   #3
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Nice one !
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Old 06-29-2009   #4
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=D>=D>=D> Nice one !
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Old 06-30-2009   #5
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LOL!!!!
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Carter!
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