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Old 12-13-2008   #1
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Talking A "Senior Moment" in Church

A Preacher was explaining that he must move on to a larger congregation
that will pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation,... No one
wanted him to leave.

Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the City, stands up and
proclaims, . 'If the Preacher stays, I will provide him with a new Cadillac
every year, and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their
children!'
The congregation sighs in relief, and applauds.

Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and investor, stands and says, 'If
the Preacher will stay on here I'll personally double his salary and also
establish a foundation to guarantee the college education of all his
children!'
More sighs and loud applause.

Sadie Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, 'If the Preacher
stays, ... I will give him sex!'

There is total silence. The Preacher, blushing, asks, 'Mrs. Jones, whatever
possessed you to say that?'

Sadie's 90-year-old husband, Jake, is now trying to hide, holding his
forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to side,
while his wife replies, 'Well, I just asked my husband how we could help,
and he said, ....... 'Screw the Preacher!'

Isn't senility wonderful? Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your
hand over my mouth.
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