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Old 06-14-2006   #1
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Default Joke of the day...

A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink
for half an hour when this big trouble-making truck driver steps
next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig. The
poor little guy starts crying.

"Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time." says the truck
driver. "I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a
man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life." says the little guy between
sobs. "I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an
important meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the
parking lot, I found my 'Vette had been stolen and I have no insurance.
I grabbed a cab home but, after the cab left, I discovered my
wallet was still in the cab. At home I found my wife in bed with
the neighbor. So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage
to put an end to my life. And then you show up and drink the
poison."

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Old 06-14-2006   #2
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Old 06-17-2006   #3
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Default Re: Joke of the day...

GOOD ONE...LOLOL
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