A Sad Passing of an old Friend..... - ZR-1 Net Registry Forums

carter200 · 05-02-2013

Please join me in Remembering a Great icon of the Entertainment Community.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.

Born and bread in Minnesota , Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

If you smiled, you might consider pass this on to someone having a crumby day and kneads a lift.

Fully Vetted · 05-02-2013

Ok...that was funny as hell, Carter.

Fully Vetted · 05-02-2013

Although, I thought the Hostess Twinkies were still in rehab?

XfireZ51 · 05-02-2013

Carter,

My wife got a realm chuckle out of this.

carter200 · 05-02-2013

I felt we all needed a chuckle with all the negative going on in the world today......

carter200 · 05-02-2013

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fully Vetted

Although, I thought the Hostess Twinkies were still in rehab?

They are.....remember they amost went "buns up"

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carter200 Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Texas Posts: 2,418	A Sad Passing of an old Friend..... Please join me in Remembering a Great icon of the Entertainment Community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Born and bread in Minnesota , Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes. If you smiled, you might consider pass this on to someone having a crumby day and kneads a lift. __________________ 95 ZR-1 BLK/Gry #392 LT5 Reg# 868 RIP ZR1NET Founding Mem #155

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Fully Vetted Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Rockwall, Tx Posts: 1,504	Re: A Sad Passing of an old Friend..... Ok...that was funny as hell, Carter. __________________ _________________ 1994 AB/Grey #141 430 RWHP/392 RWTQ FBI Lyposuction / Secondaries relieved of duty / SW Long Tube Headers / Corsa Exhaust / FIC SS Injectors / MSD Coils / Lightweight Pulleys / Corey tuned B & M Shifter / Aluminum Flywheel / Samco Hoses / Shelby Series One's / C4 No Flex Frame Stiffener BBC - Bling By Carter: Custom ZR-1 Center Caps / Custom Plenum Plate / Air Box Knobs / TB Cover / Oil Filter Cover

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Fully Vetted Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Rockwall, Tx Posts: 1,504	Re: A Sad Passing of an old Friend..... Although, I thought the Hostess Twinkies were still in rehab? __________________ _________________ 1994 AB/Grey #141 430 RWHP/392 RWTQ FBI Lyposuction / Secondaries relieved of duty / SW Long Tube Headers / Corsa Exhaust / FIC SS Injectors / MSD Coils / Lightweight Pulleys / Corey tuned B & M Shifter / Aluminum Flywheel / Samco Hoses / Shelby Series One's / C4 No Flex Frame Stiffener BBC - Bling By Carter: Custom ZR-1 Center Caps / Custom Plenum Plate / Air Box Knobs / TB Cover / Oil Filter Cover

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XfireZ51 Join Date: May 2007 Location: Chicagoland, IL Posts: 9,683	Re: A Sad Passing of an old Friend..... Carter, My wife got a realm chuckle out of this.

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carter200 Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Texas Posts: 2,418	Re: A Sad Passing of an old Friend..... I felt we all needed a chuckle with all the negative going on in the world today...... __________________ 95 ZR-1 BLK/Gry #392 LT5 Reg# 868 RIP ZR1NET Founding Mem #155