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tccrab · 06-14-2006

A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink
for half an hour when this big trouble-making truck driver steps
next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig. The
poor little guy starts crying.

"Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time." says the truck
driver. "I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a
man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life." says the little guy between
sobs. "I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an
important meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the
parking lot, I found my 'Vette had been stolen and I have no insurance.
I grabbed a cab home but, after the cab left, I discovered my
wallet was still in the cab. At home I found my wife in bed with
the neighbor. So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage
to put an end to my life. And then you show up and drink the
poison."

TomC
'90ZR1 #792

Z Factor · 06-14-2006

WB9MCW · 06-17-2006

GOOD ONE...LOLOL

06-14-2006	#1
tccrab Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Folsom CA Posts: 1,654	Joke of the day... A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig. The poor little guy starts crying. "Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time." says the truck driver. "I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying." "This is the worst day of my life." says the little guy between sobs. "I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my 'Vette had been stolen and I have no insurance. I grabbed a cab home but, after the cab left, I discovered my wallet was still in the cab. At home I found my wife in bed with the neighbor. So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life. And then you show up and drink the poison." TomC '90ZR1 #792 __________________ TomC '90ZR1 #792 Honorary Pirate [B]If it ain't FUN, you're doing something terribly WRONG. [/B]

06-14-2006	#2
Z Factor Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: S. Florida Posts: 2,667	Re: Joke of the day...

06-17-2006	#3
WB9MCW Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: McHenry, Il. Posts: 6,607	Re: Joke of the day... GOOD ONE...LOLOL __________________ http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...9mcw/SIG-2.jpg http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o128/wb9mcw/vcm.gif "The Budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed, lest Rome will become bankrupt. People must again learn to work instead of living on public assistance." - Cicero, 55 BC " We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution." - Abraham Lincoln

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