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Hammer · 08-19-2006

You all may have heard this one (it's pretty Old) but what the Heck.

A senior citizen was driving his ZR-1 Corvette down the Trans Canada, he floored it to 120 kph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. "Amazing!" he thought as he flew down the 401, pushing the pedal to the metal even more.

Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the RCMP behind him, red and blue lights flashing and siren blaring. "I can get away from him - no problem!" thought the elderly nutcase as he floored it to 130 kph, then 140, then 150 kph. Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!" and he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the Mountie to catch up with him.

Pulling in behind him, the officer walked up to the driver's side of the ZR-1 Corvette, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The man, looking very seriously at the Mountie, said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with an RCMP officer. I thought you were bringing her back".

Have a good day, Sir," said the Mountie.

Z Factor · 08-19-2006

Very good, I like it.

tomtom72 · 08-22-2006

I'll try that the next time I get pulled over..... I have the hair part anyway!

sledutah · 08-22-2006

Oldie but goodie

WB9MCW · 08-22-2006

good one esp. the part abt. being in Canada...nice twist!!! and the ZR-1 inserts in red too!!!ZR-1

Hammer · 08-23-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by WB9MCW

good one esp. the part abt. being in Canada...nice twist!!! and the ZR-1 inserts in red too!!!ZR-1

Yeah, I added a few changes and sent this to a guy in Canada that I met at the Vette fest in Boise this year. Thouht you all might enjoy it.
Thanks
John

08-19-2006	#1
Hammer Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Ideho Posts: 2,647	Joke You all may have heard this one (it's pretty Old) but what the Heck. A senior citizen was driving his ZR-1 Corvette* down the Trans Canada, he floored it to 120 kph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. "Amazing!" he thought as he flew down the 401, pushing the pedal to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the RCMP behind him, red and blue lights flashing and siren blaring. "I can get away from him - no problem!" thought the elderly nutcase as he floored it to 130 kph, then 140, then 150 kph. Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!" and he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the Mountie to catch up with him. Pulling in behind him, the officer walked up to the driver's side of the ZR-1 Corvette*, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go." The man, looking very seriously at the Mountie, said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with an RCMP officer. I thought you were bringing her back". Have a good day, Sir," said the Mountie.

08-19-2006	#2
Z Factor Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: S. Florida Posts: 2,647	Re: Joke Very good, I like it.

08-22-2006	#3
tomtom72 Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Jacksonville, FL USA Posts: 4,609	Re: Joke I'll try that the next time I get pulled over..... I have the hair part anyway! __________________ 1990 ZR-1, Black/grey, #2233, stock. ZR-1 Net Reg Founding Member #316 & NCM member

08-22-2006	#4
sledutah Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Centerville, Utah Posts: 133	Re: Joke Oldie but goodie

08-22-2006	#5
WB9MCW Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: McHenry, Il. Posts: 6,584	Re: Joke good one esp. the part abt. being in Canada...nice twist!!! and the ZR-1 inserts in red too!!!ZR-1